Europeans have never been rated as the best-smelling guests at banquets, but boy, do they drink. Dirty French? Get rid of it with a glass of champagne, a few drops of perfume and a cigarette. Anti-shower European style? no problem. Relax with a glass of Guinness or lounge on a Spanish beach with a glass of sangria in hand. Who cares if you stink? It’s European summer, baby. Gets hot and steamy.
But our stereotypes about our friends across the pond who occasionally smell a little funky are funny, often wrong, and easy to overlook when traveling to Europe, or just dismissive of a continent that’s too cool to care about. However, this balance has been disturbed by a wave of truly stinky people who Won’t If deodorant hits them in the face, they’ll know it, and they’re now banning the one thing that keeps Europeans legal: alcohol.
Bally Bagayoko, the far-left Muslim mayor of Saint-Denis, a suburb north of Paris, has just prohibit Liquor is on sale at the town’s railway station between 7pm and 6am But no! What do French people drink? Anyone who has lived in France knows that the mainstay of the country’s economy is coffee and wine, with water being secondary. Don’t do this to them, Bagayoko!
But apparently he can. Article L2212-2 of the General Law of Local Authorities entrusts the mayor with ensuring order, safety and hygiene, and Bagayoko’s ostensible purpose is to quell nightly disturbances around the station by depriving Dionysus of his most romantic moments of liquid courage.
In 2023, I live in the area next door to Saint-Denis, and I can tell you that the culprit behind the crime that creeps in after dark is not takeaway champagne.
The blame lies with left-wing policies: the introduction of immigrants with different cultural norms, the consequences of weakening criminals until they become bolder, and a systematic emphasis on “roots,” anti-discrimination rhetoric, and institutional suspicion of continued police deterrence, law enforcement, and cultural assimilation.
thank you for ruining everything progressive. But you can’t blame the French Communists for the destruction of this once beautiful, sexy, vibrant city. Hold your nose and call out their instigators, too: the Islamists, with whom they form red-green alliances to seize power, exchanging the fragrance of free people for the stench of parallel societies.
Mayor Bagayoko’s ban is small but significant. As immigration trends intensify, French demographer Jean-Claude Chenay “In the case of France, there will be a comprehensive integration of cultures and civilizations, which may lead to the emergence of a predominantly African population and to rapid Islamization,” warned.
Muslims who practice Islam do not drink alcohol. In communities where population proportions are rising dramatically, the social consensus for alcohol as a normal, communal, everyday pleasure weakens. What begins as a reaction to nighttime chaos around train stations may, over time, turn into a broader adaptation to stricter norms. Parallel societies are formed; population size and political influence continue to grow, while the old habits of the Judeo-Christian host society are gradually squeezed out. Suddenly, a glass of Bordeaux wasn’t just restricted; It was condemned.
in France. Water is wine and wine is wine.
But this Watermelon Alliance It’s not just the joy that steals away from the midnight rush of finding a mini market after the bars close, having one last nightcap, and strolling down to the Seine for a yawn. It has also deprived communities across Europe of their morning hygiene routine.
A large tent encampment of thousands of people has taken over Madrid’s Puerta del Sol in what early reports said was a “protest on behalf of the housing crisis”. again, Thank you progressives. But it quickly became an excuse for an aggrieved camp of communists, anarchists, pro-Palestinian groups and various activists to take to the streets, grow bacteria in their armpits, and protest against the showers.
Now, divisions between Spain’s political forces are growing over time, with commentators dubbing protesters “subsidized, dirty Spain” and their deriders “work-and-shower Spain.” Conservative Spaniards draped their shoulders with Spanish flags and held up shampoo bars, urging socialist enthusiasts to use them as they tried to clear the streets of encampments.
So funny. And typical.
Whether you call it socialist, communist or left-wing policy, the mechanics match and the pattern is the same stench. Public services rot, then essentially maintenance breaks down, and then filth becomes the background noise of everyday life. In the Soviet Union, communal apartments and dilapidated housing were everywhere. If an elevator is broken, it stays broken; the yard is full of trash and the hot water is hearsay rather than fact. As in Mao Zedong’s China; poor citizens witnessed famine and forced labor camps as Unwarm collectivismbut it was deathly cold.
Modern versions look and smell similar. Venezuela under Chavez and Maduro went from one of Latin America’s richest countries to a land of mountains of garbage and hospitals without soap or running water. Cuba still rations basic hygiene products. In L longer western citiesLiberal-led governance and crowded street encampments like San Francisco and Portland, or now Sol itself, bear the same hallmarks: waste, smells, and zombies obsessed with the blues and the bluest policies that put them there.
Look at France. Look at Spain. Look at Britain. Their trouble is an emerging welfare state built on the left’s demand for rights for everyone and their mother without having to work, coupled with open borders that embrace a culture they abhor, coupled with an alternative theory that is actively replacing the heirs of 1789 with Sharia adherents. That’s how they get there. That’s why they stink so much.
If you don’t like what you see through the red and green glasses—squalor, squalor, and prohibition—then stop ordering the socialist specialties and expect the Bordeaux to keep flowing, Honey.